Biden's Big Book of War
Declassified Presidential ABC Book available now from Amazon
Biden's Big Book of War • Declassified Presidential ABC Book is the perfect book for toddlers interested in the military or weapons of war. Prepared for the president during his first few weeks in office by the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Biden's Big Book of War was recently declassified to provide kids with the same sort of A-Z guide that helped the president get up to speed on all aspects of the military.
A is for armor. Biden's Big Book of War teaches toddlers their alphabet in a picture-packed A to Z. Each letter is illustrated by a multitude of marvelous military inventions to help build a child's vocabulary, including tanks for T, cannons for C, and nuclear bombs for N. The book includes an identification chart including each member of Biden's Joint Chiefs of Staff. Finally, it includes descriptions of our allies and enemies including maps and biographies.
Allies include Volodymyr Zelenskyy the President of Ukraine and enemies include Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin the Russian President, Kim Jong-un the President of the State Affairs of North Korea, Ali Khamenei the Supreme Leader of Iran, and Xi Jinping the President of the People's Republic of China.
Biden's Big Book of War • Declassified Presidential Picture Book for Kids might be perfect for your children if they:
Are interested in becoming President of the United States
Want to become a general in the armed forces
Is interested in a career as an arms dealer
Want to learn the alphabet without fury animals
Biden's Big Book of War includes equipment from all branches of the U.S. Military with a special focus on special forces, uniforms, communication equipment, and military vehicles. Perfect for military families, those with veterans in their family, or for anyone looking to educate their youngest readers about our troops, this book and the series is sure to inspire and celebrate our brave service men and women.
Author's Note: This book is designed to look like a formerly classified briefing book for President Biden. It is not. Hopefully, it is clear it is a joke - a parody. The joke is for parents and the book is for kids. Hopefully, you'll both enjoy it.